I Tried the Mulebuy Spreadsheet Everyone’s Obsessed With – Here’s My Brutal Take Okay, let’s get real. My name is Sloane Vance, and I’m a 34-year-old freelance art director who spends approximately 60% of my brainpower curating a wardrobe that looks effortlessly expensive but costs… significantly less. My personality? Think of me as the brutally honest minimalist who’d rather have one perfect linen shirt than ten trendy ones. My friends call me “the human edit button.” My hobbies are vintage furniture restoration and aggressively decluttering my friends’ closets. My speaking habit? Short, sharp sentences. No fluff. Let’s go. The Hype vs. My Reality For months, my feed was flooded with…