I Tried the Mulebuy Spreadsheet Everyone’s Obsessed With – Here’s My Brutal Take Okay, let’s get one thing straight from the jump. I’m not your typical “everything is sunshine and rainbows” shopping influencer. Name’s Jasper Vance, 32, former financial analyst turned full-time vintage curator and professional skeptic. My personality? Let’s call it “sarcastic minimalist with a spreadsheet addiction.” My hobbies include finding flaws in supposedly perfect systems, restoring mid-century furniture, and drinking black coffee while judging impulse purchases. My speaking habit? Dry, rapid-fire delivery with a healthy dose of “prove it to me” energy. Catchphrase you’ll hear: “Let’s audit this.” Why I Even Bothered With Another Shopping Template Listen, my…